About The Webmaster...

two espeons on opposite ends of a dotted line

Waking up one summer afternoon, Ms./Mr./Mx. Roswell "Kit" "Jack" "PK" [Lastname] (Ros to friends and, going forth, what they will be referred to as) had one, distant, echoey thought ringing in his mind: to make a website. He then sat on his hands for years to come, hm-ing and ha-ing about what she would even put on a website. Longfully she gazed at others learning html and css and, ultimately, decided it was a skill she had no use for.

Until, one fateful day it all came to a head. Plauged by the lack of indidivudality and personalization with most social media, and the need to acquire as many hobbies and skills as one human can feasibly have and perform, Ros had a familiar idea come back to them in full force. Will they have the willpower to push through and carve out a space for themselves in this lawless world wide web... Will they be satisfied... Or is html simply a pipe dream that would be better off left to the waysides...

You may find Ros elsewhere. Right here.

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Okie Dokie. Here are some "favorites" of Ros you may not know about.

COLOR: Purple

ANIMALS: Frogs, Foxes

SEASON: Autumn

WORDS: Obsequiously, Automaton, Smorgasbord

BANDS: They Might Be Giants, The Aquabats!, Cheekface, Harmony's Cuddle Party

MOVIES: Fantastic Mr.Fox, The Cornetto Trilogy, Lupin III: Green Vs. Red

VIDEO GAMES: Kid Icarus Uprising, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky

FOODS: Pastas, Green Tea Ice Cream, Diet Sodas

Here are some fun facts about about Ros!

  • Ros uses any pronouns!
  • Ros is a big gay lesbian!
  • Ros is 4'11"!
  • Ros is Chamorro!
  • Ros's passion is graphic design!
  • Incidentally, Ros hates making money!
  • Ros drinks Diet Coke like water!
  • Ros loves being a contrarian!
  • You know that thing you enjoy more than anything? Yeah, Ros hates it!